I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!
It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.
|Me in 5th grade:||I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever|
|Me now:||I probably wouldn't do meth|
'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation